The West Palm Beach, FL stop of the Vans Warped Tour was this past Saturday, and ohhh what a good time it was.



I worked at the American Rag/Ragged Magazine tent



with Uhnet's friend Luis! He's running the tent for the entire tour. At the American Rag/Ragged Magazine tent you can win Macy's giftcards and meet different bands during signings!



My friend Jake is following the entire tour selling his band's cd and also working at the Rise Records tent.



I ran into my homie John Mchale a bunch of times throughout the day. We stayed hydrated and watched ANDREW W.K.!





Amethyst Jeans is giving away FREE JEANS ON EVERY WARPED TOUR STOP. GET FREE JEANS. I DID. NO CATCH. JUST FREE.





2 bands did signings at our tent and the kids were cooperative and stoked. I like seeing people get excited on meeting their favorite musicians.





Danced with Jordan during Four Year Strong's set. The dancing would then continue at Sum 41's set. Everyone went ape shit during Fat Lip.





It was a great day except for the part where Every Time I Die and Set Your Goals played at the same time. Also Alkaine Trio and Four Year Strong had the same set time. Terrible. Parkway Drive was awesome, I never found their merch tent. The WPB layout was weird this year and everything was so spread out. I also got a mild case of sun poisoning for the first time ever, but that's gone now. My sun burnt nose is peeling, which only occurs once a year after warped tour. I've been going to Warped Tour since 2002, and I still love it. It never gets old to me.

Dana wasn't here for my birthday, so we went and got belated birthday nuggets before she headed back to Philly.



Kiersten and I often struggle with "what should we eat tonight?" and making a pizza popped up in someones head, and then this magic happened.













Born Into Brothels (2004) is a really good documentary. I saw it on Netflix last year but didn't actually watch it until last week. It's an awesome story, but sad, but good, but depressing. A++

After the documentary I looked over at Kiersten and saw Hank's legs...hehehe

My dear friend Dana (and #1 fuhleeshuh.com fan) is getting married in August! Her bridal shower was on Sunday, and it was a blasty blast.


They are getting married at a library, and I thought her invite was GENIUS.

The most unfortunate part of this story is that MY COUSIN is getting married on the same day as Dana's wedding AND it's in Connecticut so it's not like I could pull a 2-weddings night, and thus I will be missing her wedding. Ughhhhh I get mad every time I think about it.


Lastly, new Sassy Gay Friend episodes are A++++

In March I was introduced to the world of new movie free advance screenings. I got tickets for Cyrus, and then I got OBSESSED with getting them!





Dinner for Schmucks was in South Beach, so Elena and I had a date night.



We were on Lincoln Rd, so we HAD to get Pizza Rustica. That pizza is the best!!! and $5!!!!!!!!!



Cyrus (2010) - They advertised this as a comedy, and it turned out to be like a sad single-parent movie. I was constantly waiting for the funny parts, and when it ended I was glad because the story line sucked. I was bummed because I love John C Reilly. Not tight. C-

Inception (2010) - This was a really interesting sci-fi action packed movie. I honestly walked into the screening without even seeing the trailer and no idea what I was getting into. It starts out like this : sdjfksjdfksdjffj ????? _____?????? oh..sad part... ??????dsfdfjfhjdshf .... end. That is how I felt. Everyone in the theater walked out with questions. It was kinda tight. B+

Despicable Me (2010) - Semi-cute story line. Great animation. Most of the funny/cute parts were already in advertisements and trailers. Kiddie tight.. B+

Dinner For Schmucks (2010) - This movie was semi-funny, semi-cringe worthy because Steve Carell is a weird dude in the film. Zach Galifinakis makes a great cameo!!!! Paul Rudd is a charming sweetheart as usual... definitely a different story line. It was good, but not tight. B

Kiersten, Ari, Robbie, and Elena were all great dates. I've got the girls hooked on free screenings!

I was recently given this Arizona Chinese Apple Pomegranate Green Tea....and it tastes like a GUMMY BEAR. Straight up drinking a gummy bear. I am okay with that.

I saw this on tumblr yesterday and loved it. This girl is funny! I also look terrible without makeup, every girl does! Surprise! There is no such thing as natural beauty! Guys will say "you look pretty without makeup" but WE know we don't. This was a well made video, enjoyyy